penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.
Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!
by Jim September 29, 2003
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Fuck Head

A Fuck Head is someone who has absolutely no idea about what is going on in the world, is commonly bald, and a total twat.
by Jim November 14, 2004
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power pop

It is songs characterized and dominated by catchy guitar riffs, sometimes led by piano or organ, filled with vocal harmonies, and stick-in-your-head melodies that usually come in at around three minutes.
by jim March 23, 2005
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jizzphobia

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
by Jim April 23, 2004
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34.5

hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!
by jim May 16, 2004
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punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.
The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.
by Jim May 07, 2003
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mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy
Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!
by Jim December 09, 2004
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