JEssica's definitions

the hills

A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.

Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.

by Jessica June 17, 2006

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

by Jessica August 7, 2004

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

krunked

Drunk and highhh

Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.

by jessica December 29, 2003

ice

1.diamonds
2.crystal meth

1.check out my ice
2.you need to get off that ice shit

by jessica January 28, 2004

maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

by Jessica August 18, 2004

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004