JEss's definitions

Chuck Taylors

A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.

"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"

by Jess April 7, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 9, 2004

shtick

another word for a skit or a funny, short play.

at the talent show someone did a really funny shtick.

by jess August 14, 2004

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

chis

chis: a common name given to people with a stab fetish

chis stabed the poor mouse, then moved his hand up and down

by jess August 20, 2004