JEss's definitions
A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
by Jess November 30, 2004
Get the girlfriendmug. 
Get the funktacularmug. -the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.
he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)
by Jess September 13, 2003
Get the Rivers Cuomomug. These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.
A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?
by jess April 17, 2005
Get the guidomug. by jess October 19, 2003
Get the beefermug. The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.
by Jess October 20, 2003
Get the Pythonismmug. 