JEss's definitions

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.

That girl's name should be smuttonchops

by Jess December 1, 2003

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003

O.E.

Olde English 800 Malt Liquor. Usually sold in 40 oz or 32 oz bottles at low end convienince stores.

Say playa, I'm gone pound dis 40 of OE an git DRONK.

or

Naw nigga, dat ain't no gold toof. Dat's a O.E. can wrapped round yo toof. You dum-ass nigga

by Jess November 29, 2003

Absoposilutely

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.

It's absoposilutely going to happen.

by Jess November 22, 2003

yello

Informal yet personal greeting, variant of hello

"Yello friend, how are you?"

by Jess November 19, 2003

playa

someone why has 50 girls on his arm

dont be a playa hatah!

by jess November 19, 2003

pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm

Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!

by Jess November 18, 2003