JEff's definitions

Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.

I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.

by Jeff July 24, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003

cuntymints

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt

jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!

by jeff July 27, 2003

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.

Bowl of cereal.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestarruners favourite food, which he eats with melonade. You can also eat them at breakfast, lunch, munch and tither!

They're fluffedy, they're puffidy, 6,7,8,9,10.

I fricken hate theat marshmallow.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

Boonga

Penis

That guy has a big boonga

by Jeff August 3, 2003