i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy
i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers
by Jesus christ February 21, 2005
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Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang
Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.
by jesus christ November 07, 2002
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marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.
*cough cough*... what?
by jesus christ January 11, 2005
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vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite
V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????
by Jesus Christ April 09, 2004
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the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.
Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!
by Jesus christ January 23, 2003
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karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...
by jesus christ December 24, 2004
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