Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
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armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot
by jesus February 10, 2005
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Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
by Jesus October 31, 2003
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SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks
I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
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NOFX

by jesus June 26, 2004
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Wang Jousting

I wang joust you for your cookie.
by Jesus July 12, 2004
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