JESUS's definitions

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004

krefdagshe

Someone who in inept at being as cool as velocd.

Hah, kinto'un is such a krefdagshe.

by Jesus February 5, 2004

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 28, 2003

fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005