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teen angst 

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.
Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1
teen angst by Jesus September 26, 2004
the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil
fox news by jesus September 14, 2004
A person/state of being who/which is very egocentric and emo at the same time.
Don't be such a PSD. Its so emo.
PSD by jesus September 5, 2004

The Sheep thread 

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!
The Sheep thread by Jesus August 15, 2004
Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.
O.p.p. by Jesus August 11, 2004
Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.
N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...
bulgarian by Jesus August 8, 2004
Definition: What Would Hilary Duff Do?

This phrase can be used by a group or individual when trying to make a difficult decision. This pop star/actress can be a great role model for anyone! So next time you're in a dilema, just think: What would Hilary Duff Do?
Person #1: "Hey, man."
Person #2: "Hey, what's up? You look down. What's wrong?"
Person #1: "Well, some friends keep trying to peer pressure me into taking drugs. I don't know what to do."
Person #2: "Well, that's easy! Just think...WWHDD?"
Person #1: "Wow! Thanks for the advice!"
Person #2: "No problem!"
WWHDD? by Jesus August 6, 2004