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goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe
goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird
by jessica August 4, 2004
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The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".
You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?
by Jessica October 29, 2004
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jingle jangle the house

Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped in a hankercheif and a long flowing skirt will be worn while jingle jangling the house. This phrase stems from an early 60's when women were only incharge of the cleaning.
"I am going to jingle jangle the house today" said Mary.
by jessica April 12, 2004
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frowned

"Rofl that noob got FROWNED!!!"
by Jessica June 18, 2006
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sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.
Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?
by Jessica November 26, 2003
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Green Day

1. A great punk-rock band from California which consists of Billie Joe Armstrong(Lead vocals and guitarist), Mike Dirnt(Bassist), Tre Cool(Drummer) and when they play live, Jason White(2nd guitar). Formally known as "Sweet Children", Green Day was named after a segment on Seaseme Street when one of the characters said something along the lines of "This is such a green day!" Former drummer was Al Sorbrante who quit the band after their first album 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours which was released in 1991. Anyone who comes here to bash Green Day has no life and needs learn to respect all types of music.
Jen: The best Green Day album is Nimrod!
Bob: No, I think the best Green Day album is Dookie!
by Jessica March 21, 2005
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