JESSICA's definitions

Yoyerwack

selfish, pompous, rich white, who only has time for himself and love for his dick

hi im yoyerwack i would rather gamble on horse than see my girl!

by Jessica October 29, 2003

american eagle

a clothing store that many posers who THINK they are preppy shop at. REAL preps ears polo, ralph lauren, lilly, lacoste ect. most teens who shop there desperately want to 'fit in' or be 'cool'

what a bunch of posers!!

by jessica December 23, 2004

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

canoozaling

Canoozaling is a term used to define the act of good loving. It usually includes all of the following:
Kissing (various locations including, cheeks, forehead, eyes, nose, lips), hugging, cuddling, words of endearment, head rubs, etc.

I saw Jessica and Carl canoozaling in the park.

by Jessica January 25, 2005

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair

-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?

by jessica April 25, 2005

pimp juice

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.

"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"

by Jessica February 1, 2004