JESSICA's definitions

motherfucks

a group of jerk offs like the queer nuggets that dont ever do or say anything right. most like a motherfucker yet slightly more incapacitated

dam look at all those motherfucks running around chasing their tales!

by jessica March 6, 2004

rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.

Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!

by Jessica March 7, 2004

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004

AWP

average wholesale price *the price at which the pharmacy aquires drugs from their suppliers

The price of that prescription is AWP plus 20%.

by Jessica March 8, 2004

Chingy

A racist ass who, not smart enough to think of something else to rhyme with his name, feels the need to throw around the slur 'chink' in his songs.

If you listen close enough, you will hear in his flagship song Holidae Inn "My eyes chinky, I'm with Chingy at the Holidae Inn."

by Jessica March 13, 2004

Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!

Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.

by Jessica March 13, 2004

math

1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.

1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.

by Jessica March 14, 2004