Definitions by JD & MK

brick ass 

Adj, Cold, frigid temperature or weather.

Damn son, it's brick ass out this motherfucker! Let me go snatch up my hoodie, and get some mittens.

brick ass by JD & MK February 16, 2008

bungstretcher 

An unusually large diameter hunk of feces. One which hurts trying to get through the anus.

"Hey Jim, what were those loud screams coming from the bathroom?" "Duh Tom. I was pushing a bungstretcher."

bungstretcher by JD & MK February 10, 2008

sneak attack 

A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.

"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."

sneak attack by JD & MK February 10, 2008

bungus

The spot between your balls and your ungus.

While shaving my nether regions, I slipped with the razor and cut my bungus severely. Now I can't sit down comfortably.

bungus by JD & MK February 15, 2007