pont

the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it

ku <3 EbaK: haha, pont
noob1: :'

by jason October 12, 2004

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 31, 2005

Jizz-berry-jack-faggot

Undesirable person, characterized by Homosexual acts, Oral Sex (m/m)

Seth called me a Jizz-berry-jack-faggot, screw him.

by Jason February 26, 2003

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 08, 2004

meat wagon

Police van, vehicle to carry alot of police.

"Shit, theres a meat wagon round the corner!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

confetti

For sure! I will! Equivalent to "Ya heard!"

Joe: Mail me my money man!
Jake: Confetti!
Joe: Ya heard me!
Used more as a salutation or end of a conversation.

by Jason November 23, 2003