JAson's definitions

prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise

Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!

by Jason January 1, 2004

dichotomy

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy

the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray

by jason August 25, 2003

Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.

That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.

by Jason April 13, 2005

waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea

Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.

by JAson April 18, 2005

moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.

Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.

by Jason July 22, 2004

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.

"Yo, that chick has mad braille."

by Jason August 3, 2004