"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."
by Jason April 11, 2003
by Jason December 02, 2004
Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.
by jason February 12, 2005
1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.
by Jason March 28, 2005
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