whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.
by Jason June 30, 2004
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shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
by Jason December 02, 2004
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porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.
I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?
by Jason November 23, 2003
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Haterade

A drink similar to gatorade but much tastier and they drink it when they are Mad.
Fucker! dont call me a bitch! "drinks some haterade"
by Jason August 23, 2004
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molesta

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.
by jason June 02, 2003
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ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.
Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!
by Jason November 14, 2004
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flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."
Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.
by Jason July 13, 2004
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