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penis pump

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom
by Jason May 7, 2003
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mickin

to be doing absolutley nothing, laying around, with nothing to do. bored
"hey justin what are you doing today?"
"just MICKIN around dog."
by Jason October 29, 2006
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thomassux

its used to call thomas sucks at gunbound because he always thinks hes good. often mistaken with thomas is gay
thomassux at gunbound really bad
by jason October 17, 2004
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fireball

Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)
She gives a good fireball
by Jason February 26, 2003
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free republic

See Also: Hypocrisy
Free Rebublic is a particularly disgusting web site which is anything but "Free". The excuse made for the rampant censorship which takes place there regularly is most often that it is a privately owned site and thus not obligated to refrain from erasing any trace of thought that goes against it's own grain. OK. Fine. But don't claim that posts aren't erased and ideas aren't censored, because they are. Try a google search for "Free Republic Censorship", or even just "Free Republic". There are plenty of victims of this Orwellian memory hole out there. I know. I'm one of them.
see: www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1330481/posts

I tried to set the record straight for my friend Phil, and I was censored and banned THREE TIMES withing half an hour.
by Jason February 10, 2005
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oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.
1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.
by jason October 2, 2004
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arsebiscuit

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.
I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!
by jason April 13, 2004
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