Kegla

A middle-English word for the art of using kegs in battle.

Sir Fortinbras used the art of Kegla to defeat his foes.

by Jason February 09, 2005

khavaran

A mother joneser who is friends with sobczaks and dancsoks, but tries not to be converted to their kingdom

That dude is sweet even though he is a khavaran

by JASON October 09, 2004

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

simpsons

The greatest show in the history of telivision.

Turn that war bullshit off, the Simpsons are on.

by jason June 02, 2003

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 06, 2003

hatefuck

"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."

I love to hatefuck all of my ex girlfriends in the back of my pickuptruck.

by Jason April 11, 2003

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004