JAmes's definitions

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

awooga

The default sound one makes upon finding a large, long tube of some sort, ie a poster tube, (in large cases) a carpet tube.

Pick up a tube, and shout "Awoooooooooooga!" down it very loud.

by James June 15, 2004

Canadia

Country north of United States. Canada is a slang for this word.

Canadia Canada?

by JAmes September 22, 2003

jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

by James March 9, 2003

Sodomite

Originally meaning a citizen of the inhospitable biblical city of Sodom, has been extended over the centuries to mean a homosexual. Such famous Sodomites include Oscar Wilde and Lot.

"I like being a Sodomite ...a Lot!"
"Oh, very witty, Wilde!"

by James March 17, 2004

kirste harrison

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.

Kirste you are beautiful

*kirste* shut up james

by James February 9, 2005

bleh

The thing that all cartoon vampires, and some who aren't cartoons, have to say

"Bleh! Bleh! I'm going to suck your blood!" said the vampire.

by james April 14, 2003