JAmes's definitions

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.

``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).

Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.

by James December 14, 2004

Bugz

A random girl called hez what might think he is a rabbit or might be half rabbitism

Hez i relly cool Bugz

by James April 19, 2005

Graffenburg

He is GOD...
The G in G-spot stands for Graffenburg

Graffenburg, in his time gave women the most pleasure, but now its me.

by James March 10, 2003

tawton

one sexy cunt

"you sexy cunt, tawton

by james November 15, 2003

sliquid

not quite a solid, but nptauie a liquid therefore a sliquid

by James October 5, 2002

metallicats

A huge Metallica fan; never give up on them even though they are now old men, sort of.

I am a Metallicat because I have been a huge fan of theirs since 1993

by James August 24, 2003

Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004