JAmes's definitions

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 1, 2004

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 24, 2003

naggerly

A mispeaking of the word nagging.

Man Abby, you're so naggerly.

by James February 16, 2005

finger blasting

the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering

johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.

by james October 29, 2003

high speed chicken feed

a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek

hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high

by james July 20, 2004