A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
by james November 15, 2003

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.
by James May 13, 2005

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.
Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.
by james July 03, 2004

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.
Also, Reaming, to ream.
Also, Reaming, to ream.
Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it
by James February 03, 2004

Uncle Garfunkel thought is was fun to mess with KK and Doom, now he is floating face down in the sewers of Osama Bin Laden's favorite cave
by James December 12, 2003

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.
by James November 01, 2004
