cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

wopstetler

an old movement of the leg that westerns did in the 50's.

Look at the wopstetler.

by Jack April 28, 2003

Irvin

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb

1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin

by JACK January 24, 2005

cubbies

An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.

(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"

by Jack August 05, 2006

yo' mama

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

by Jack May 10, 2004

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004