megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.

Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.

by Jack September 19, 2003

Irvin

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb

1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin

by JACK January 24, 2005

cubbies

An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.

(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"

by Jack August 05, 2006

yo' mama

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

by Jack May 10, 2004

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004