JAZ's definitions

feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.

Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!

by jaz October 27, 2004

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Panemon

The upper area of vagina close to the cervix. Too deep of penetration during sexual intercourse may cuase discomfort in this area.

That guy was huge he really did some damage to my panemon area.

by jaz October 21, 2004

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004