CPT

Initials for cocks, pussies and tits. used by swingers to describe the participants and type of swinger party it will be.

Honey is that party we were invited to a CPT event?

by jaz October 28, 2004

Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

by Jaz November 02, 2004

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz October 28, 2004

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004