jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 07, 2005

Kerrwood

Bigger and badder then amherst and the WW combined. don't think you can fuck with kerrwood and get away with it...baddest motha fuckas in burke

don't fuck with kerrwood

by Jay July 21, 2004

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

jens

Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all

Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti

by JaY June 10, 2004

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 02, 2003

Nubbin

A huge nub.

Peter Wang is quite the nubbin.

by jay June 30, 2003

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 08, 2004