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flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!
by Jay September 15, 2003
mugGet the flashlight whipmug.

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.
by jay March 18, 2005
mugGet the mustach ridemug.

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).
Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!
by Jay April 16, 2004
mugGet the My Laimug.

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.
'ere, you crank, what you doing?
by Jay June 11, 2006
mugGet the crankmug.

Da Gump

Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump
by Jay July 18, 2003
mugGet the Da Gumpmug.

Herm

one who has both male and female sex organs
that it is a herm
by Jay May 10, 2003
mugGet the Hermmug.

Bubs

Bubs can fix cars and marriges hack he can dance shake once shake twice give me some suger and speice
by jay August 23, 2003
mugGet the Bubsmug.

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