cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 02, 2003

Jowse

Playin, Just Kidding, Sike, Yeah Right

Person 1: Yo, spot me a five right quick

Person 2: Jowse!!, I'm broke

by Jay May 22, 2004

def

def /def/ adj. to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool. iarchaic, circa 1981/i

"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"

by Jay January 20, 2003

sea bass

The guy in the restarant in Dumb and Dumber

Seabass was in dumb and dumber

by Jay March 20, 2004

floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore!

by Jay September 16, 2003

SPOKES

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

by Jay January 19, 2004