monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 08, 2004

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 06, 2004

grunion

A foul morning after beer shit. Also associated with cheap liquor.

Man, I drank three 40's of Old English last night. You should've seen the grunion I had this morning! It was foul!

by Jason January 01, 2004