JASON's definitions

Shitbox

Taking a dump into the vagina. As in giving a shitbox.

I gave my old lady a shitbox last night.

by Jason February 6, 2005

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004

Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power

The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!

by Jason April 9, 2003

PUDDING©

PUDDING©-God's way of sending us something sweet

-PUDDING© rules and if u dont think so ill shove PUDDING© up your ass!
-PUDDING© is god's nectar.
-You are not a believer in the ways of the PUDDING©!

by Jason November 13, 2004

hot mouth

suckin dick

yeah she gave me some hot mouth last night

by jason June 11, 2004

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004