JACK MEHOFF's definitions

twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

by Jack MeHoff January 28, 2005

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 9, 2003

Zukster

1 a fat rednaeck
2 a nigga hatin fuckfoot
3 has a smurf wannabe lover
4 acts like girls in online rpg named by fruits like strwberry, battleberry,
etc. (anything with berry and asks for items)
5 fat person who never gets full

1 Hey look at that zukster go, omg i am gonna zukster on the zukster.
2 *throws up* man i zukster with food
3 Oh My God look at that zukster its FAT and Ugly And posing as a Girl

by Jack Mehoff November 10, 2004

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.

Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!

by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004