JACK MEHOFF's definitions

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

by jack mehoff October 25, 2003

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003