J5 's definitions

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

Chicano, Chicana

A Mexican-American that knows what's up and it really pisses him or her off.

"Victoria is a hard-core Chicana."

by J5 February 27, 2003

jigglejolted

surprise coming out of upper-left field or outta nowhere

Wow, that chick is hot. She just jigglejolted my thermometer into a mercury overflow crisis.
or
Jigglejolted awake by a twist in his already shocking dream, Thomas tried catching his breath as he silently mouthed the words to “God Bless America” in the style of Michael Bolton.

by j5 May 29, 2013

haxed

the result of hax. Commonly used in describing what happened in a game of counter-strike.

**nub 31337 hax0r to the max0r Headshot nub dustin with a ak47**

nub dustin :wtfomg! haxed!
nub 31337 hax0r to the max0r:/me turns off aimbot

by J5 February 2, 2003

eco

see eco round

dude we just ownt you. ECO 4 LIFE!!

by J5 September 29, 2003

calzones

calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)

" Just a minute, keep your chones on."

by J5 February 27, 2003

hax0r to the max0r

to hax0r like woah

haxor to the maxor baby!

by J5 February 2, 2003