Shop buddy

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.
I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?
by J.N. Growling July 08, 2010
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Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.
To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.
by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010
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Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
by J.N. Growling June 19, 2010
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Nedly

A woman who isn't fond of giving head.
Nedly: I'm not partial to the taste of your urethra Jonathan.

Jonathan: Stop being such a Nedly and hook a nigga up.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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Ass Ninny

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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Grind Talk

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.
Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.
I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.
by J.N. Growling June 25, 2010
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