J.N. Growling's definitions

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Drugus

A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.

Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

$5 Pie

Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.

I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010