Definitions by J.N. Growling

Drugus

A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.

Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.

Drugus by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

$5 Pie 

Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.

I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh

$5 Pie by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

White Girl Missing 

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

White Girl Missing by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

care bear shares 

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

care bear shares by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Limy

A girl, 16 and over, who keeps a collection of dolls or stuffed animals in her room. Limy's have the tendencies of being childish and never letting go of anything.

So how are things going with that girl?

I went into her room and found out she was a Limy. I knocked over her trolls and fuckin' booked it out of there.

Limy by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

Empiro by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Perfaggerate 

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

Perfaggerate by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010