41 definitions by J.N. Growling

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 4, 2010

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

Some one who keeps eating even though they are full.

David ate the entire case of 50 peeps simply because he is a fat prick.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.

Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010