6 definitions by J.E.F. & R.M.K.
when someone eats a ton of Japanese food then climbs to a high location and shits on someone or simply the act of throwing shit at someone.
I filled my guts at the Hidden Dragon restaurant then I went home and climbed up a tree, crawled out onto a branch that hung over where my mom walks out to get into her car and when she came out I did a juicy crapperkazzee right on her face.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
A very drunk person who can't stand up straight. Derived from the last name Hasselhoff from actor David Hasselhoff, because of his drunken behavior that was seen all over the web. The two parts of his last name being "Hassel and "Hoff" are changed to "Boozen" and "Slob" then combined together and that was how the name was formed.
Did you watch that video of David Hasselhoff wasted off his rocking chair last night.
Yeah he was a complete Boozenslob.
Yeah he was a complete Boozenslob.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011
I ate a whole cheese pizza and was walking home when I had the worst case of diarrhea come on and I couldn't hold it, so I had a slip out.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011
is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
Margaret and Hugo held each other in their arms for a long time and then they disembraced from one another.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 28, 2011
verb: it's when you shit in your hand and throw it at somebody. it's derived from the word kamikaze which was a Japanese fighter pilot during World War II who would crash his plane into enemy targets, but modified to include the word crap in it as a prefix. The crap flying through the air is like the Japanese kamikaze airplane flying through the air and hitting the target thus the resemblance of kamikaze to crapperkaze.
Terry: Frank was being a true cockstar last night and I did a crapperkazee to him.
Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.
Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.
Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.
Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011