J.D.G. brj's definitions

pan-deism

A group of religions similar to pan-theism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of God. Pan-deists believe that God is immanent in the universe - basically that God is everything and everything is God. However, unlike pan-theism, God is not a conscious or active being, but non-personal and non-interventory.

Diffs from panen-theism/panen-deism, which believe that even though God is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly). Also spelt pandeism.

Oh ignore that dude, he's a pan-deist - he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

I never said that nature has a soul or conciousness - you need to read up on pan-deism to understand.

Hinduism is not pan-deistic; it's panen-theistic.

by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2007

whoreslut

A girl who you think is a whore because she fucks a lot of guys to get what she wants, but who secretly really fucks a lot of guys because she is a slut who loves the cock.

Yeah I banged Becky because she's a whoreslut - even though she just came on to me to get my RHCP concert tix, I knew she'd put out.

by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009

pantheism

From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).

If you believe in pantheism, you don't have to go far to find God because he's everywhere.

by J.D.G. brj November 9, 2006

motherfuckbucket

The queen of fuckbuckets, and a bucket of motherfuckers, the motherfuckbucket is a person so completely useless and at the same time reprehensible that no other word comes to mind when it's time to curse them out.

Motherfuckbucket
Is a five syllable word
Useful in haiku

by J.D.G. brj October 12, 2011

pandeist

Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.

Dude, I'm dating a pandeist chick, it's awesome! All we do is hot nonstop fucking!

by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006

Pandeism

A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.

You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway

by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2006

pearl shucking

Opening and pulling back the pussy lips to expose the clit for direct tongue stimulation.

I licked her pussy till she was good and wet, then went in to pearl shucking her clit for some more intense attention. This immediately made her cry out, "oh fuck, oh, tongue fuck my fuckin' cunt! I'm your little fuckin' whore!"

by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009