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Can Opener

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004
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Starro

The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
OMG!!!! It's Starro The Conqueror!!!!
Run For The Hills!!!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
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zed

"Zed" is the way us educated Canadians and British have pronounced the last letter of the latest incarnation of the Roman Alphabet.
ABC you get the rest, X, Y, ZED, DAMMIT, NOT ZEE!
by J. Michael Reiter July 24, 2006
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Muay Thai

An unarmed Combative scheme developed seemingly for thugs from money and privilege to be used in resistance to arrest by law enforcement... Not to mention as a tool of intimidation in the act of bullying...
Before Peter Sheard got expelled from school, he was the worst bully in school and his favourite tool was a here to fore unknown "martial art" known by the name Muay Thai...
by J. Michael Reiter May 31, 2006
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crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...
Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...
by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007
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Banana Split

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
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AOL Disk

Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...
Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...
by J. Michael Reiter May 22, 2005
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