J-Hoax's definitions

BMW

Big Mexican Women

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

by J-Hoax January 10, 2011

Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

by J-Hoax January 5, 2011

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

M95

The M95 Barrett is a bolt action 50 Cal sniper rifle developed in 1995 by the Barrett Firearms Company. An imporved version of the M90. Notable features include the fact that it is the most massive sniper rifle to date, and can penetrate some metal and most glasses used in helecopters and jets. It is 45 inches long, it's maximum range is about 1800 metres, and it's muzzle velocety is 854 metres per second. the M95 Barrett is the equivilent to the AWP in Counter Strike, acually better.

LOL THE M95 PWNS THE AWP!

by J-Hoax January 6, 2009