J-Hoax's definitions

analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

M95

The M95 Barrett is a bolt action 50 Cal sniper rifle developed in 1995 by the Barrett Firearms Company. An imporved version of the M90. Notable features include the fact that it is the most massive sniper rifle to date, and can penetrate some metal and most glasses used in helecopters and jets. It is 45 inches long, it's maximum range is about 1800 metres, and it's muzzle velocety is 854 metres per second. the M95 Barrett is the equivilent to the AWP in Counter Strike, acually better.

LOL THE M95 PWNS THE AWP!

by J-Hoax January 6, 2009