13 definitions by J-Hoax

BMW

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

by J-Hoax January 10, 2011

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

1. Abreviation of LA Weight Loss
2. another way of typing 'lol'

Have you been to a LAWL centre?

by J-Hoax March 23, 2009

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 13, 2010

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010