J-Hoax's definitions

M95

The M95 Barrett is a bolt action 50 Cal sniper rifle developed in 1995 by the Barrett Firearms Company. An imporved version of the M90. Notable features include the fact that it is the most massive sniper rifle to date, and can penetrate some metal and most glasses used in helecopters and jets. It is 45 inches long, it's maximum range is about 1800 metres, and it's muzzle velocety is 854 metres per second. the M95 Barrett is the equivilent to the AWP in Counter Strike, acually better.

LOL THE M95 PWNS THE AWP!

by J-Hoax January 6, 2009

galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010

AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

by J-Hoax January 6, 2010

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010