But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!
by J-Hoax January 05, 2011

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"
by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.
by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-
by J-Hoax January 06, 2010

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010

