Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"
But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!
by J-Hoax January 05, 2011
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Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"
Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!
by J-Hoax September 15, 2010
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analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.
I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.
by J-Hoax June 14, 2010
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AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47
Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-
by J-Hoax January 06, 2010
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galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.
The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.
by J-Hoax August 10, 2010
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LAWL

1. Abreviation of LA Weight Loss
2. another way of typing 'lol'
Have you been to a LAWL centre?
by J-Hoax March 23, 2009
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