Beaver Boy

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.

Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

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Tio J

Uncle Jason. That cool uncle who bangs your aunt Nicole

Hey look it’s Tio J, getting head in his mega cab. Wait, aunt Nicole!!!?????

by J rock from the dirty E December 24, 2023

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Limited longhorn

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

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