Definitions by J rock from the dirty E

Beaver Boy 

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.

Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan

Beaver Boy by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Beef shack 

A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice

Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that

Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there

Beef shack by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

secret waffle 

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

secret waffle by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Tio J 

Uncle Jason. That cool uncle who bangs your aunt Nicole

Hey look it’s Tio J, getting head in his mega cab. Wait, aunt Nicole!!!?????

Tio J by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

Chicagoland 2018 

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

Chicagoland 2018 by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

Andrea 

That one bot that you always get to talk to on jack phelan dodge’s website

I’m feeling lonely. Maybe I’ll message Andrea and try to buy a limited longhorn

Andrea by J rock from the dirty E August 30, 2022

WTM 

Acronym for “Where’s the men”

Janice - “WTM at! I need some cock”

Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”

WTM by J rock from the dirty E August 17, 2022