J rock from the dirty E 's definitions

A good tylering

When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why

I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

WTM

Acronym for “Where’s the men”

Janice - “WTM at! I need some cock”

Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”

by J rock from the dirty E August 17, 2022

Denny Hamlin

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Beef shack

A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice

Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that

Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Samantha Busch

Someone who wears bright red lipstick, marries for money and always dresses to impress

Look at Samantha Busch over there, you know she didn’t marry kyle for his looks

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

Tio J

Uncle Jason. That cool uncle who bangs your aunt Nicole

Hey look it’s Tio J, getting head in his mega cab. Wait, aunt Nicole!!!?????

by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025