J 's definitions

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 27, 2005

GP

Giraffe Pussy; usually used to describe an object that is excessively expensive.

I'll never drive a Bentley. They're high as GP.

by J December 2, 2003

Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.

that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo

by J June 9, 2004

Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.

Spry went to the farm

by J April 3, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005

dwi

Driving While Intoxicated

"I'm not the type to get knocked wit DWI" -50 Cent

by J August 18, 2003