J's definitions

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005

kent state

The liberal capitol of the mid-west.

Kent state really does compare to Berkley and Harvard!

by J February 5, 2005

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

Conely

Feeling horny or in the mood.

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely

by J December 19, 2003

yark

Of a disgusting nature.

J: Hey NdR, does your dad still have a bad case of smegma?
NdR: YARK!

by J March 15, 2005

cry wolfowitz

'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq.

The neo-cons tried to convince everyone Saddam was a threat but they were just crying-Wolfowitz

by J June 25, 2003