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Definitions by Ivan the ok

Cockroach Angel 

An attractive woman who lives in filth
"aw man she was really hot but when I went back to her place there was trash all over the place she's a serious cockroach angel"
Cockroach Angel by Ivan the ok January 11, 2025

Brickjob 

When she giving you a brickjob and everything is awesome
Brickjob by Ivan the ok October 23, 2023

Martyrbation 

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.
Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.
Martyrbation by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022