irish coffee

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.

i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.

by irish July 05, 2004

Velma

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

by Irish March 05, 2004

the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

by irish March 23, 2004

tit

Slag for 'it'

Tit don't matta. or tit's ok.

by Irish March 04, 2003

whigger

A white male or female that attempts to become popular or become a friend by acting like a rapper and purposely dressing like a fool. Whiggers are recognizable by:

1. 1st Grade Level Grammar
2. Saying the word "Yeah" like "Yee"
3. Listening to Eminem, or other rap groups
4. Wearing awful clothing, such as FUBU and Phat Farm
6. Idiotic Behavior
7. Constant Attempts to make gang signs around others

Whiggers must be avoided at all times.

by Irish August 23, 2003