ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.

1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

Firefox

An awesome web browser from Mozilla. It was originally derived from Mozilla's (Seamonkey) code, but now has plenty of coding of its own. It supports W3C's standards and is quite secure. Best of all, it doesn't have support for Microsoft's security hole (read: gate for hackers to enter your computer) known as ActiveX, nor does it have most of the problems Internet Explorer has.

Mozilla will pay anyone $500 bucks for volunteering to fix security holes in its software, which is free (yes, as in speech, but also as in beer). That's pretty generous.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005

real

Hillbilly speak for "really".

He'll be here real soon.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 20, 2005

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 05, 2004

awhile

1. Illiterate spelling of a while.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a while.

1. gime awhile 2 gt mah krak!11111!1!!111

2. Ineedawhiletogetanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

Idiot Exploiter

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.

Idiot Exploiter makes Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004