Definitions by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b

Netscape 

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

Netscape by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

dial-up 

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

dial-up by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

AOHell 

So hard to use, no wonder it isn't number one! Or number two, three, four, five, six, etc...

AOHell is the spawn of Satan.

AOHell by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

P-Gage 

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

P-Gage by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

Links by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

Konqueror by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

PAR 

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).

1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.

PAR by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004