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Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.

When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.

by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.

The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.

by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020

IB

Short for International Baccalaureate, this program CORRUPTS schools, where they overload you with work and make you hate school even more. Instead of learning useful things, they throw that all out the window and make you learn stupid things like to “be proactive” or something.

Person: I hate my school now ever since they corrupted it with the IB program.

by Insert handle_here October 5, 2020

2020

A year that had so much potential but was ruined right at the start. With the WWIII scare, Coronavirus, Australia Fires, Murder Hornets, and all of the Political Bullshit that’s been going on, 2020 nothing short of a disaster of a year.

Grandson: Grandpa, what was 2020 like?

Me: PTSD flashbacks

by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020

Birmingham

Snobbiest city in Michigan, full of parents who brag about their kids and their big ass houses.

P1: Brad’s such a snob.

P2: Makes sense, since he lives in Birmingham.

by Insert handle_here July 15, 2020

National Anthem of the USSR

Official Anthem used for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics from 1944 to 1991. Most commonly used by American Middle School boys who have no clue what communism is.

Girl: My little 7th grade brother was blasting the National Anthem of The USSR at school the other day.

by Insert handle_here July 6, 2020