Incipitsathanas's definitions

buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.

i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.

by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

Nostradumbass

1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".

"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."

by Incipitsathanas February 25, 2009

bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather

weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

Ogre

1) The gigantic man-like creatures that roam the Ft. Davis mountains; known mostly for their excessive brutality and enormous stature, they are also known for traveling to Pecos and defecating on parked cars in the highschool parking lot

Fuck dude an ogre shat in my truck bed!

by incipitsathanas February 27, 2009

satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.

I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008