bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather
weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
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buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.
i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.
by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010
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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
by incipitsathanas April 07, 2008
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satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan
I saw satan's foot and it was huge.
by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008
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butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.
Last night I had some good butt lovin!
by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008
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hitler metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of heavy metal music characterized by the constant use of national socialist lyrics, and referrances to world war II.
2) The genre of metal founded in 1939 by Hitler mein fuhrer himself. Includes repetive drumming and guitars, and vocals very similar to stupid-metal. Also has background noise of ongoing warfare and destruction.
Hitler metal is awesome, I love hitler metal, it is neat.
by incipitsathanas April 07, 2008
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