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Sapotama

The Digivice iteration used in the Digimon BeatBreak anime. It's an egg shaped smartphone like device with an artificial intelligence built in and requires a chip in your hand to use so you can generate emotion based energy called E-Pulse to charge it and is mandatory in this universe. Used by nearly everyone in a dystopian overcaputalized future Japan and possibly the rest of that world. Sometimes it'll spit out Digimon which if that does that will likely get you unfairly arrested and stuck in poverty just on the base of that alone. It's possibly a thinly veiled stab at Apple and their products but taken to a cyberpunk extreme. If you are %100 perfect with no criminal records or don't go against it's advice you'll get to live in a high tech domed city called Shangri-La Egg, where you basically have total conformity and allegiance to the Sapotama brand.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that the new Sapotama 16 is out?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 14, 2025

Enigma

Milk spilling.

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.....(milk spills)

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 15, 2025

Urban Yeti for GameBoy Advance

A GTA clone game for GBA. It's primarily known for being stupid rare due to only being purchaseable via mail order, a cheesy and very memeable As Seen On TV commercial and having ties to parody religion "The Sub Genius" who had a running gag of humans evolving from yeti. Also it's terrible soundtrack. Honestly more of a curiosity than anything else.

Kid: It's Urban Yeti for GameBoy Advance.

GET. YOUR OWN.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

Felix the Cat

Once popular cartoon character that is now know for a vinesauce meme involving Joel getting jumpscared by the game over screen of a bootleg Genesis port of his game and suffering from severe copyright cancer that has seemingly prevented anything new from the franchise being directly made since 2004. Also got renewed interest due to his 90s series "The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat" being very memeable. In addition the original b&w shorts plus the Van Bueren ones being public domain now. It's a surprisingly deep rabbithole too, but Felix the Cat is like the F-Zero of animation now.

Guy 1: Remember Felix the Cat?
Guy 2: Yeah, he went to get milk and never came back.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 22, 2025

Numbscrut

A made-up derogatory word in Felix the Cat The Movie used by aliens who live in the dimension Oriana to call someone an idiot or incompetent. The alien equivalent to calling someone a "dumbass" or "shithead" or any other vulgar insult. Favorite swear word of The Duke of Zill.

Guy: Don't be such a goddamn Numbscrut!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars January 2, 2026

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025