Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?
by IkeM November 01, 2003
by IkeM November 01, 2003
Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion
by IkeM October 07, 2003
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
by IkeM October 11, 2003
1) Someone who doesn't take life seriously, preferring to go on about peace and love, take lots of drugs and doing lots of 'free love'. Your stereotypical hippie has long hair, smells bad, speaks in a slurred way and is never even slightly mentally focused.
2) The name townies like to give to anyone around their age who doesn't act like them, especially in musical taste. These include punks, goths, grungers, etc. and anyone even remotely well-dressed or intelligent.
3) Anyone who doesn't agree with a Republican, or attempts to enjoy life.
2) The name townies like to give to anyone around their age who doesn't act like them, especially in musical taste. These include punks, goths, grungers, etc. and anyone even remotely well-dressed or intelligent.
3) Anyone who doesn't agree with a Republican, or attempts to enjoy life.
by IkeM October 26, 2003
Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.
by IkeM October 20, 2003
Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.
"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."
"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"
"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."
"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."
"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"
"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."
"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."
by IkeM October 09, 2003