32 definitions by IkeM

moronic

adj. The quality or condition of being a moron; having a mental age of a ten year old.

"Dude, you're moving to the US? Now THAT's moronic."

by IkeM November 03, 2003

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non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 05, 2003

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nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

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GlassJAw

1) Jaw made of glass.

2) Extremely brilliant. Great. Erm, yes.

Me: "Glassjaw rules"

by IkeM October 20, 2003

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democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

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dork

A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek

"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"

by IkeM October 11, 2003

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Everyone is Different

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

by IkeM October 09, 2003

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