April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

by IhaveHIV April 17, 2021

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

shussing

pissing shitting and cumming

I am shussing, bitch!

by IhaveHIV August 10, 2022

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021