IhaveHIV's definitions

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

by IhaveHIV April 16, 2021

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

Humidititty

Sweaty Titty.

Oh shit the queen got Humidititty during a parade.

by IhaveHIV March 19, 2021

c17h21no4

A delicious chemical

Hey dude I can smell the c17h21no4 from across the room.

by IhaveHIV January 4, 2021

Bass Drop

When the white 14-year-olds start dancing

Oh, your friend danced at the Bass Drop? Cool I don't give a fuck

by IhaveHIV February 1, 2021

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021