IhaveHIV's definitions

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

Do women be shoppin?

I question that only true men answer with yes

Do women be shoppin? Yes

by IhaveHIV October 26, 2020

Metaliphobic

The fear of listening to metal. Some people who are sluts and simps. Some motherfucking Christians might try to take metal artists to church, get 69 candles, invite 420 people on a fucking Sunday with a cross trying to believe in the fucking lord because they fucking thing was fucking satan himself trying to get world domination. This is really the society we live in. Also, (nice grammar) lookup metal with the media and see what happens

Hey fucker, you metaliphobic? Go get a life bastard

by IhaveHIV May 4, 2020