Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

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Metaliphobic

The fear of listening to metal. Some people who are sluts and simps. Some motherfucking Christians might try to take metal artists to church, get 69 candles, invite 420 people on a fucking Sunday with a cross trying to believe in the fucking lord because they fucking thing was fucking satan himself trying to get world domination. This is really the society we live in. Also, (nice grammar) lookup metal with the media and see what happens

Hey fucker, you metaliphobic? Go get a life bastard

by IhaveHIV May 04, 2020

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American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

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shussing

pissing shitting and cumming

I am shussing, bitch!

by IhaveHIV August 10, 2022

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putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

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