4 definitions by idiocracy

"Cash is tight during the holidays so I'll have to slutstitute. After I prostitute during the day, I'll start slutting my ass out at night so we will have someplace to eat."

I'm going to be the bigger oueteka in this situation admit I was wrong but never speak you again

"Paul, this is a rapecism friendly zone! Get you and your Catholic hoodlums away from our boy scout meeting!!"

"Man I was gonna join march in the Elderly Disabled Minority Veteran Homosexual Marijuana Patient's Rights Awareness Campaign but shit I'm such a lazyvist."