gubernaculum

someone who swerves recklessly off of a dirt road into a stranger's yard and runs over 2 porcelain chickens then stomps gas and gets the hell out of there. Don't ask. It actually happened.
by Identity Crisis May 07, 2003
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in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!
by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003
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unleash the fury

1 To show the maximum potential of your manhood.

2 When you are playing Halo, on X-box, and you find a lot of grenades, a rocket launcher, and an AR, and you begin a raging tempest of explosion upon some grunts.

3 When you are playing a sport and you become 'on fire', and perfectly execute a winning move, while your opponent stands in awe, and then bows to your skill.

4 Something that Ermy does all the time.
1 Oh, you''l see, I'll unleash the fury on you tonight!

2 I will unleash the fury on those damn Covenant!

3 Boy! I found explosives! let's unleash the fury on Covenant!

4 I will unleash thr fury on you, Maggot!!
by identity crisis March 16, 2004
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all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"
Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven
by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003
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halo

the best GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

It is the best game to blow things up and then hop in an extremely powerful suv, with a huge turret on it, destroy your friends, and anxiously wait for its sequel!!!!!
I love Halo.
I can't wait 'til halo 2 comes out!
by identity crisis March 16, 2004
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